Look, we all know it’s decorative gourd season. Pumpkins and, especially, “pumpkin spice” items are everywhere.
However, in the interest of sharing information and –let’s be honest– giving you a Halloween scare, you should know:
- You live in a world where clear pumpkin pie is a thing.
- In this world, pumpkins may not actually be pumpkins!
I mean, if you thought David S. Pumpkins gave you unsatisfying answers, wait ’til you get in the weeds on this. The weeds are full of Zima.
Happy Halloween, everyone!