Tag Archives: Halloween

It’s Officially Halloween Season

Pay no attention to the horror that was Friday’s post. It’s well past the first day of Autumn. It’s October. That means two things.

It’s (NSFW) decorative gourd season!

And

Time to watch some scary films.

Your mileage may vary.

Living a Lie: Pumpkin Edition

Look, we all know it’s decorative gourd season. Pumpkins and, especially, “pumpkin spice” itemsĀ are everywhere.

However, in the interest of sharing information and –let’s be honest– giving you a Halloween scare, you should know:

  1. You live in a world where clear pumpkin pie is a thing.
  2. In this world, pumpkins may not actually be pumpkins!

I mean, if you thought David S. Pumpkins gave you unsatisfying answers, wait ’til you get in the weeds on this. The weeds are full of Zima.

Happy Halloween, everyone!