The Nightmare that is 2020, Expressed in Sugar

You know, since it’s 2020, all manner of horrors are possible. You may also know, as many right-thinking people do, that candy corn is, at best, supremely unsatisfying in the Halloween candy pantheon.

Perhaps because of this, or more likely because they wish to lay siege to the sanctity of a holiday not usually associated with candy corn, the mad scientists at Brach’s have decided that humanity must face a depressing, possibly disgusting, Thanksgiving dinner in candy corn form.

Lovecraft has nothing on this.

If you want to know more, and the insane mind egging on Brach’s brains to concoct this culinary calamity, learn more in this interview with Walgreen’s instigator, Brian Rinker.

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